Monday, February 9, 2009

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Sniff, Sniff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

I assume this beautifully crafted song gets tons of radio play.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

New Japanese Fashion Trend



Seriously, what will be thought of next? Let's just all walk around with pieces of clothing stuck to our arms and legs... and that's it! And this wasn't found on some newfangled 4chans posting site or whatever you kids are calling it these days.





Is it me, or is this exactly like what men do here?

The Reader

I kept forgetting that The Reader is the fifth movie that is up for Best Picture, mostly due to the fact that no one has seen this movie. So I looked up its scores on MetaCritic and Rotten Tomatoes.

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/reader?q=the%20reader

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10009498-reader/

Don't worry, I just put the links there as proof on that I'm not making shit up. It has a 58 on MetaCritic (38 reviews), and has a 59 on Rotten Tomatoes (157 reviews). So ultimately I feel like I have been personally fucked in the ass. As someone who considers Wall-E the Best Picture of the Year, and sees that it has a 93 on MetaCritic (39 reviews), and a 96 on Rotten Tomatoes (217 reviews), I feel extremely slighted by the AMPAS. I feel like they don't get it, Wall-E has been one of the highest grossing films of the year, and has received the best ratings of any movie released this year. Those old fucks need to get off their high horses and come to a strong realization that movies that are animated, and if you want to throw Batman into the mix, are about caped crusaders should be more than considered but given credit because more reviewers have a chance to trash these movies, but instead they laud them with universal praise. Instead they allow movies like The Reader, whose rating on MetaCritic only places them 2 points ahead of Twilight. Also, they could get rid of the extremely overrated Frost/Nixon, made by their golden boy, Ron Howard, or The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, a movie I really like, but can recognize its fatal flaws. The Golden Globes are much better and truer in respect to how the public feels, as apposed to people who hold their noses up to those that have to actually pay to see a movie.

P.S. Being a Night Host allows me to do a lot of thinking, or perhaps over thinking. This is just me venting. Also, 114Bers are hot.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

Islamic Doll Spreads Messages of Hate

As informed by Tycho from Penny Arcade, an evil Islamic doll is spreading messages of pure hatred and destruction to America's youth. Check the following sources, but be prepared for the utmost horror.

Urban Legends

Penny Arcade

Also, Dunkin' Donuts are propagators of the Islamic Jihad against America.

Newsweek

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Super Bowl....I Bet I Know Someone With A Bowl


Just because it is the Super Bowl, I figured I'd let you guys pick who will win. Plus, you will probably make some sort of "other sport being applied to football" reference. In case you are wondering, it's the Pittsburgh Steelers vs. the Arizona Cardinals. If you want to make a pick based on the current line, right now the Steelers are getting -7. If you guys actually know what that means, I'll award you with a MSP, or, a Mike Sports Point. They aren't worth money, but they do earn you my sports respect for a period of time.