Of Her Eyes and Mine, Together in Time or New Dear Diary Single

Bored. With acoustic guitar. Wrote song. About Twilight. Don't hate.

I'm lookin' at Twilight
I'm not feelin' alright
I wish that she'd hold me
so she could feel my might

This movie's 'bout vampires
so I can feel the fire
of her eyes and mine
together in time

Chorus (breakdown?):
The name's Edward Cullen
and I feel like a drunk
the blood is rushing throughout
hoping that when I call... I can come in

More to come. Tune goes to this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnJVswLUTBs

Again, don't hate. Guaranteed V-HIV. No joke.

I'm not the only one who's got wood..

Oxymoron- a combination of contradictory or incongruous words.



I laugh every time I pass by one of these when I'm coming back to school.

Cue David!

I've got an idea for an interview:  Richard Nixon

Dear Frank Miller,

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/spirit2008

Good job. Go eat a dick now, 'kay?

So much fucking potential

If Comedy Central doesn't fuck this up, this show following South Park could be the best fucking hour on television.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Important_Things_with_Demetri_Martin

That's right.

Merry Christmas from "The Boss"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQLS0gj75Cs