Your plane can't go down, you owe me millions upon millions of oral sexes. Please fill out a quick will so you can pass them on to some other deserving person so that way at least I can still be happy in your peril.
Of course it tastes different, it's made in Ireland so it's significantly fresher and ultimately better. I totally forgot your ass is legally able to get drunk there.
I was at the pub with a group of other International Students, and this one chick got wasted and got the number of some old-ass dude. You goddamn Long Islanders.
Your plane can't go down, you owe me millions upon millions of oral sexes. Please fill out a quick will so you can pass them on to some other deserving person so that way at least I can still be happy in your peril.
ReplyDeletebye nigga
ReplyDeletegood luck in uk
ReplyDeleteThat's not the U.K.
I get to go to church with my Grandma together!!
ReplyDeleteI love singing for Jesus!!
Jesus I loooove yoouu oohhhOHHHohhhhh!
ReplyDeleteAlso? Irish Coffee is pretty goddamn good.
What kind of inflection are you putting on "also" to make it a question? And yes, Irish Coffee is delicious, you drunk.
ReplyDeleteThe higher inflection that makes it sound like a question.
ReplyDeleteAlso? Guinness tastes different here than it does in the States. Better.
Of course it tastes different, it's made in Ireland so it's significantly fresher and ultimately better. I totally forgot your ass is legally able to get drunk there.
ReplyDeleteI was at the pub with a group of other International Students, and this one chick got wasted and got the number of some old-ass dude. You goddamn Long Islanders.
ReplyDeleteWhen do your classes start?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you taking?
What are you reading?
Today-ish.
ReplyDeleteI don't know.
I don't know.
Hurray for being a good student.